Outrageously Famous

Jill Dobson's latest Glamour magazine cover.  Oh wait, that's the
prettier, skinnier, blonder, significantly more famous Rachel McAdams.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned it, but I have a combined Facebook and Twitter following of roughly 27,781 fans* who clearly love me. My most recent comment from a Twitter follower perfectly sums up the public's adoration for me:
@danjones12151: Just realized I'm still following @JillDobson, that random woman you made me follow, @DanielMCarter.
Seriously, Mr. Jones, I'm touched.
Another huge fan, who clearly monitors my every move, asked yesterday when I'll give birth. He said from his perspective, I've been pregnant for what "seems like forever." Perhaps that's because I actually stopped being pregnant about 3 months ago, when I gave birth to my son, Shane Quincy. Dude must've missed the US Weekly cover story.
And a third follower, who looks suspiciously like a Frederick's of Hollywood model, just sent me a link. I'm sure that link won't take me to a site for discount Cialis or an amazing investment opportunity...it will certainly take me to a Jill Dobson fan page. The web is just littered with them!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find the perfect oversize sunglasses to shield my eyes from the glare of the paparazzi flashbulbs. Ciao!




*But who's counting?