Birth Announcement: Shane Quincy

I have big news to share!
My husband and I welcomed a brand new baby boy into our family this week!
Suri Cruise says it's bad form to announce a baby's birth on the web... so please pretend you received this in the mail, printed on heavy cardstock and addressed to you in custom calligraphy:

We can't release any photos of Shane Quincy until the bidding war between People and Vanity Fair is resolved. However, a poll of his parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins was taken. His cuteness approval rating is a 99%, with a margin of error of +/- 1 percentage point. And really, if you can't trust extended family to give an honest answer regarding a baby's cuteness, who can you trust? 

Casting Call: Suri Cruise

Welcome to Casting Call: Jill's Search for the Perfect Co-Host! With each Casting Call, I advocate for someone I'd love as co-host of my inevitable future talk show. 

Forget Suri's Twisted World...
Have you seen Suri's Twisted Tumblr Site?

You know who'd be a great co-host The Jill Dobson Show? Suri Cruise! 
Have you seen the new site, purportedly written by Suri, called Suri's Burn Book? One post mentions Suri's introduction to the public via a 22-page Vanity Fair layout, and compares it to David and Victoria Beckham's first public photos of new baby Harper:
She’s a beautiful baby, but do these two know anything about a properly planned baby photo media release? She’s less than a week old! Where’s the mystery? Where’s the intrigue? Where’s the respect for young Harper’s media value? I mean, Facebook and Twitter? That’s so … lowbrow.
Another post about the Beckhams' new baby girl reads:
People want to believe that Harper Beckham and I are going to be rivals. This could not be further from the truth. I have no qualms with well-dressed, well-mannered young celebrities—it’s the slovenly little miscreants I take offense with. (And if you think I’m going to be jealous of a baby’s wardrobe, let me just remind you that I have invested $100,000 of Tom’s money in my shoe collection.)
Suri's Burn Book also talks about the many languages she knows, including Russian, for reading Anna Karenina in the original. She's got smarts, snark and style to spare! She'd be perfect as my sidekick! Actually, I'd happily be her sidekick!